Summer Matinee

                                                           "Lights, camera, ACTION!"

                                    "Looking good Mr. Yarrow  for your photo shoot.  Just one more."

"Excuse me??  We are in the middle of a photoshoot Ms. Thang!  It's not your turn yet!"

"Will someone please escort her off the set!!!  Does she think she has to be in every scene??!!! Prima Donna!"

"Oh nice of you to show up.  Did you have a late night last night??!"

"You're heading the wrong way.  The set is over there!"

"Now just keep following that road until you hit the set in Ramsey Canyon.  We'll see you there."  "Actors", the director thinks to himself.

"Props to the set designer.  Nice work!"

"You look Magnificent!   One more shot!"

"Where are the Smurfs???!!!"

"I can barely see you.  Can you move out a little more?"

Acorn Woodpecker

"Excellent.  Wait!!!???  What's all the commotion going on in the background??!!!"

"Mam, could you please keep your kid in line.  All of our set is distracted by that kid!"
"What?  Yes, I know the little one is cute but I'm trying to do a job."

"So if you'd kindly move on, I'd appreciate it.  Your scene will be up next!"

"Child actors."

"Um......we need clean up on aisle 7!  When I say "run a scene", I certainly don't mean that!" What the hell did he eat?

"Cut!!!  Please do not interrupt the scene!  I'm going home!  Maybe tomorrow will be better."

Tomorrow, I have a little fun. My series over the next several days is called Summer Matinee and I can't wait to show you what I was able to capture on the camera.  But I couldn't let these shots go....especially the hummer with the runs!  I laughed so hard when it happened that I blurred the shot!"  If you haven't been to Ramsey Canyon, you've got to go.  What a real treat!  So turn off your cell phones and no talking....or you'll be escorted out of the theater.  AND WE WILL DO IT!:)  Summer matinee begins tomorrow.