How do I envision retirement?
Picture it. Tucson, 2027. I'm sitting on these chairs with my ice cold mojito with freshly clipped mint leaves from my garden. No need for cushions on these chairs because I am wearing a nicely padded adult diaper.
I'm watching our neighbor's Palo Verde tree drop lots and lots of pollen and flowers. I snort two sprays of Flonase to help with my allergies.
Since I don't work, I can start focusing on my art. Placing strange plants together from hanging baskets.
No stressed coworkers or adminstrators worrying about school performance, class sizes, budget cuts etc etc etc. The nastiest it gets around here is from our freeloading hummer who screams at me to refill his feeder.
Why do so many people retire in Arizona? Look at the views and you'll see why it's a popular destination.
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| Cooper's Hawk |
Of course I'll have to watch out for that Cooper's Hawk who is eyeing me up in the Mesquite. If I close my eyes for one second; it may be my last as the Angel of Death swoops down on my body. I suppose I'll have to watch the amount of mojitos I drink.
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| Primrose |
But then I think, why wait until retirement? Why not enjoy life now? Leave work at work and live each day to the fullest. Summer break will begin soon!!
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Picture it. Tucson, 2027. I'm sitting on these chairs with my ice cold mojito with freshly clipped mint leaves from my garden. No need for cushions on these chairs because I am wearing a nicely padded adult diaper. 
I'm watching our neighbor's Palo Verde tree drop lots and lots of pollen and flowers. I snort two sprays of Flonase to help with my allergies.
No stressed coworkers or adminstrators worrying about school performance, class sizes, budget cuts etc etc etc. The nastiest it gets around here is from our freeloading hummer who screams at me to refill his feeder. 
Why do so many people retire in Arizona? Look at the views and you'll see why it's a popular destination. 
