Tuesday, February 16, 2016

The Slippery Slope



Scouting areas for my tour.  Sandhill Cranes launch at sunset in the thousands over a field at the Kansas Settlement

When is too much birding wrong?  For those addicted, never.  For the spouses involved with these addicts? Often. Yes I am an addict, but in today's post, my addiction prevented a disaster. And I gotta tell you all, life experience, knowledge of my birds and working with groups of people saved this outing from becoming truly disastrous! It's certainly one I won't forget anytime soon. Today's post is about the human side of birding. So here we go.....


A Red-tailed Hawk for my photographers in the group
The ancient and wise birders warned me. But I'm a glutton for punishment. Damn my stubborn German side! I promised I'd help out with a birding tour during the Wings Over Willcox festival.  This was my first time as a paid bird guide and I learned LOTS from this little adventure! Mainly that it's not an easy job. But I liked the check:)


a nice Vesper Sparrow to find out who my birders and photographers were; this is a good bird to help me figure out who is a serious birder or beginning birder; it's also an easier sparrow to explain when it's time to talk about "field marks" for the beginners
We had all levels of birders in the group ranging from no experience to A LOT of experience. I was ready for their challenge. It was a, "I've never seen a Pyrrhuloxia before."(easy) to "I've never seen a Montezuma Quail."(Now you're talking!) trek. As a teacher, this is something I can handle easily. I have the knowledge. My stops and bird searches were fine, but there was something more important than the birds.....bathrooms! Thanks to my friend Kathie, I remembered to make sure we had frequent stops.  Although I still lost one man to the woods:)  I felt his pain!


Mexican Jays came in for a visit on the way up to the Chircahua National Monument

By guiding an already preset route designed by the coordinators and drivers at the festival, I studied my habitat and made notes on the birds my crew would probably want to observe.  My tour was called "Birds on the Mountain"....specifically the Chiricahua Mountains. An epic place to bird. I am quite familiar with these mountains and truly enjoy birding this area. So I studied the route they told me we were taking and was shocked early morning to find out that we were going elsewhere. NO communication! When I do a trip somewhere, I expect to be taken to the places promised in the brochure. So it was going to be one of THOSE trips....the "think on your feet" kind.  All the scouting I did was for naught.


The creek before the fatal mistake of driving the slippery slope

As with every group I teach, I ask beforehand what birds they wanted to observe.  Then I asked how many were photographers, etc etc.  The overall expectation was that we would be heading to Portal or at least Rustler Park for the Mexican Chickadee.  The problem?  The route was scheduled to go to the Chiricahua National Monument which is a beautiful place to visit but not very birdy due to the windy conditions of the peaks.  It's a place you take photographers, not birders. And it wastes precious birder time on the road. It also wasn't in the brochure.


Pretty but not much in the way of birds; photo taken 5 years ago 
The other problem? SNOW. This is a non-negotiable variable and it's okay. What's not okay? The drivers and coordinators knew there was snow on the mountain and yet still planned on driving the routes!  In my mind, I was livid!  We had the time and they paid the money.  I had a back up plan but it was rejected. I began to ask myself if drivers and bird guides have occasional disagreements during a tour. And if so, how do they deal with it? So here's where it gets very interesting.




Instead of changing the route to a safer one, they kept going with their original one.  Midway up to the Monument, we had to turn around because the road was closed due to heavy snow. Even though they already knew that.  I could have prevented what the drivers were going to experience. But as I have learned from my own experiences, sometimes, you just have to let things play out as they will.  Clearly I was also forced to be a participant in this routing disaster of a plan. In the back of my mind, I heard the ancient voices of my bird masters whispering, "We told you."  And they really did. Last year. 


We could learn so much from Sandhill Cranes.  They fly in an organized pattern.  Humans?  Not so much.
Then we went into Pinery Canyon and tried for another spot where the group could sit and watch the bird feeders.  This would satisfy the photographers in the group.  Everything seemed to be going well until we saw that the road to Rustler Park was closed. Again this was expected. I wasn't expecting the lower road to be an obstacle! Again, the drivers were warned. In the birding world, you have to adjust according to the weather. We had enough gas, time and food and drink. Yet, the overall plan was not to be reexamined.  In teaching, this is called a poor evaluation. 


Coues Deer

Had we been on the "birdier" side of the mountain heading up from Portal, it would have been different. Paved roads, more stops and less snow. We still wouldn't have been able to make it up to Rustler Park, BUT we could have gotten to the research station or the George Walker house or the lower level birding trails! I began to question if this route was planned by an actual birder or a Sunday afternoon driver looking at pretty scenery. The driver's mission was to take us to the end of Pinery Road where we'd eat lunch at this locally run campground.  The problem?  Our vans got stuck on a steep ledge.  One of our participants had a meltdown and ran ahead of the van. I made more mental notes inside my head. And I took pics.  I couldn't make this stuff up even if I wanted to!


Excellent drivers backing up on a very dangerous ledge with a lot of physical pushing and yelling back and forth.  Something about turning the wheels...:)
In my teacher calm, I helped direct everyone to where they needed to be. I also reminded them to look around the area and keep birding. And I also pointed out photography opportunities like the icicles hanging from the cliff. During that time period, a Canyon Wren, Golden-crowned Kinglet and Hairy Woodpecker made themselves present.  



Meanwhile the driver's were stressed to the max, but with a little group effort all was not lost and we were able to get the vans off the ice and down into an area where they could safely drive again. Another promised location not happening! We ate lunch along a cold creek where someone asked me about American Dippers. I shared my personal stories while eating my turkey on rye.  Another asked me if eating turkey was a birder faux pas. My response, "Not when it tastes so good." 


Because I was leading, my job is to get people on the birds and photographers ready for action so I don't have many photos of the experience.  Here is a stock photo from my Montezuma Quail studies.  This one was taken in 2014.  The latest Montezuma Quail photo can be see in a recent January post of this year. 

There was an older gentleman who was an excellent birder and had helped us get the vans from sliding off the cliff. I asked him what he wanted to see more than anything else in this world.  His answer, "Montezuma Quail". This was one of the few birds we had within our limited range from our list of possible birds we could see. And by the bird gods, I would get him his quail.  He had been searching for them for years and was frustrated.  I know these birds well! As I pointed to a patch of grass and rock along a dry wash, I told him to keep both eyes open. As I stepped down, a twig snapped and EXPLOSION! Five Montezuma Quail burst forth from the grasses!


Our trek lead us back into the grasslands where the group would also net a covey of 14 Scaled Quail.  The day ended up being a 3 Quail Day which was awesome.  Participants were able to observe Coues Deer and Coati.  We also were able to get them several lifers, but not the birds they were expecting like Blue-throated Hummingbirds and Mexican Chickadees.  I have seen a few Blue-throated Hummingbirds winter in the Portal area.


Another photo of a great bird that I was not able to find for my group.  This is the Blue-throated Hummingbird which does winter in Portal.  Not in great numbers but they can be found around the Bed and Breakfast feeders there. It was a bird they were hoping to see from the brochure.
I have also learned from my career that if you are given a lemon, you have to try and make lemonade. Sometimes the sugar is missing:)  But you have to try.  What was even more challenging for me on this tour was the mentally unstable woman in our group. The group did not particularly care for her too much. So I had to figure out a way to deal with that situation. And she was touchy! With friends, it's one thing but with strangers, it's not appropriate. At the end of the tour, I was mentally and physically exhausted.  When I finished my paperwork, I spoke with the coordinators. 


I stop the vans for a bird count on our way back to Willcox.  Not everyone saw the first Pyrrhuloxia and in this field there were two along with a great many other birds. While the mountain birds were quiet, the grassland species were very active!
They said the group had a great time which I had not been expecting to hear.  For many, it was an adventure.  For me, it was a routing disaster.


This is another bird the group got to see.  The Bridled Titmouse.
In short, they asked me back for next year. And this is what I said, "Only if you allow me to plan the route and really define the meaning of "Birds on the Mountain". I knew what the group was expecting. I don't think the coordinators did. Next time I do ANY guiding, I'll be the coordinator of the route and drivers 100%.  I'm OCD about my work."  They were birders.  I am a birder. And they should have stuck to the brochure because that's what the participants paid for! 



The Yellow-eyed Juncos played hard to find. Normally, they sit right in front of you for attention:)
What did I learn from this? Well, it's the age old adage, "If you want to do something right, you have to do it yourself." So I won't EVER let that happen again.  I have enough experience with people and planning to know how to do this properly!  And if they don't like it, they can find another leader.  Then they asked me to be on the committee.  Oh boy.



Our overall total for birds that day was at 51 species.  I found myself discussing the subspecies ID of Dark-eyed Juncos. We had Pink-sided, Gray and Oregon varieties. I found my group their lifer Yellow-eyed Juncos which played harder to find than normal. Usually, they're the first bird you see!  Everyone had a 3 quail day.  

These are stock photos from my photography collection. 

 I found the crew an excellent Red-tailed Hawk moment (above) and ONE Ferruginous Hawk. There were 12 remarkable White-winged Doves. And I was able to get them on 3 Brown Creepers of the Mexican subspecies which could be separated down the road as a new species of bird. Oh and yes, we found 3 Pyrrhuloxia:) 



After the tour was over, I was in control again. Next time I make the calls. I'm not trusting others to do it especially when my name in on the line:)  Guiding groups can be wonderful or terrible. I am grateful for the experience because it taught me a lot about guiding a large birding group of 20+ people. Until next time.....

29 comments:

  1. Way to persevere!
    If it's more than a 1-on-1 situation with guiding or leading I'll pass. You have the patience and birding skills of St. Francis.

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    1. Yes I feel the same way. I just think groups that are too large are too difficult to manage with skittish wildlife. No mas:)

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  2. Oh my God! I'd have been tearing out my last three hairs! What a nightmare for you Chris. Good for you managing to get them all in and out of the spaces and actually getting them some great birding ..... whew.... good to get home alive and well. Yeh... lesson learned. Maybe it would be best to offer your very own birding outings .... the way you need and want to run them.

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    1. One on one is good but I think having large groups of people is rather tricky. It was a good learning experience but I don't think I'll do again with a lot of people.

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  3. what a day you had! But you are the man for the job....lucky them!
    Glad you made the older chap happy You truly are a teacher
    You should run your own tours....workshops
    ah Germans....one myself

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    1. Hello there!!! Someday I may:) that German side is good most of the time;) hope you are well! Nice to hear from you!

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  4. Well, that was quite an adventure Chris and I would go on a birding trip with you at the drop of a hat. Great photos and great story of the trip.

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    1. I would love to go with you. If you ever come to Tucson let me know.

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  5. Bravo to you for salvaging the trip. Some of those road sound pretty dicey. Luckily nothing really bad happened. Glad you got to see some of the birds they wanted and that the group had fun one way or another. Here's to a better next time for you especially!!

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    1. Next time the groups will definitely be smaller :-)

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  6. I led a bird walk...once. I feel your pain.
    Great blog post!
    Dave

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    1. Thank you Dave. It's pretty tricky stuff especially when you introduce mentally insane people :-) animals that they should scre thank you Dave. It's pretty tricky stuff especially when you introduce mentally insane people :-) I think that they should screen those people out. It's not fair to the larger groups.

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  7. You did a great job, Chris, in difficult circumstances, and I think a lot of people could learn that this post!

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    1. Thank you:) I tried it out. I just learned that next time I'll do my own planning with smaller numbers of people :-) it's hard to go birding with a lot of people because the birds get scared away .

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  8. Goodness what an experience Chris.. It does sound though that everyone had a brilliant time, that was a very satisfying bird sighting count. I think as you say, you are a bit of a perfectionist oui :) Still, you know exactly what you have to do next time!

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    1. Hello there. I was thinking about you today while I was out on the trail. You know how hot it is over by you guys right now? It's just as hot over here and it's our winter! We're not supposed to have those temps yet so I'm hoping there will be some cooler weather before our summer starts up. :-) Hope you're doing well and staying cool!

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  9. I don't do bird walks for the exact reasons and experiences you describe. Too many varied expectations.

    Nontheless you were obviously a great hit with your pupils and you came back with some great pictures. Like you say Chris, make sure that you set the rules next time. And, tell them you need more dough for doing it again. A lot more.

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  10. Congrats on your first (of many to come) Birder JOBS.... Sorry they changed your entire route/ideas... Glad you straightened that out for next time. We all live and learn!!!!!!

    Happy Birding.
    Hugs,
    Betsy

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  11. Nice work salvaging the trip. There were definitely several cringeworthy moments as I read this. Sounds like you will guide like a boss if you do it again. Nothing beats the DIY model.

    This was a fun read for me because I recently got a little taste of guiding in both a small group (Tommy and Gordon) and in a large group (bus field trip leader at SZ Bog Festival). Guiding individuals who are hardcore and making my own routes was way more fun than the prescribed routes with way more birders from all skill levels. But, we didn't have issues with our people and we went rogue on our routes in order to deliver what the people wanted. Unlike your situation, our person in charge trusted us to make those calls. So I will probably do it again because of my awesome co-leaders.

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    1. Thank you! Yes, when I have people in town, it's real easy to guide. No issues at all, but there were a lot of unknown factors at the time. Not anymore:) Crazy stuff. So it's a DIY from this point on. And I think smaller is better:) We had something like 24 people and two vans! I went in deep. But all good. And having a good co-leader is key!

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  12. I always think that full time guiding must be one of the very strangest occupations. Some clients can be incredibly rude and demanding, it's a wonder they haven't been killed in the night! Many of these guides are away for months at a time...obviously home life and access to regular sex is pretty secondary to them. I wonder how some of their spouses really feel when they have to deal with the kids' issues alone, when something goes wrong with the plumbing and there's no one there to share the grief and arrange for the solution. It seems to me that full time bird guides are wound a little differently from most..and not always agreeably so.

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    1. Me too. I've wondered about the life of a guide. In some ways it's exciting and exhausting, but they must have some desire to make a place their home? We have several international guides here. Several don't have kids. Some are single. So it's interesting. Nice people...just as you say, "wound" differently.

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  13. Kudos to you for making the best of the situation. I think your group had an adventure they'll remember!

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  14. Goodness Chris what a horrendous experience. Well done to you for turning everything around and so pleased the participants were happy (all thanks to your sterling efforts!!). Must admit I hate "not to be in control" of things so I would have found it all pretty awful if I had been in your shoes.

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    1. I was counting down the last hour:) I would have to say out of all the experiences that have happened over the past two months, this was not my favorite in any way. Live and learn my mother always says:)

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  15. so many gorgeous birds. I envy you :)

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  16. Excellent review of your experience as a paid guide. You handled your frustration very well, and thank goodness the escapade on the icy slope did not end in true disaster. I took a day walk in New York with Allan Cruickshank (one of my heroes as a kid birder). When it came time for a bathroom break in the middle of nowhere he stood at a fork in the path and indicated: "Pointers turn right and Setters turn left!"

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  17. Hi Chris, what an experience! I read word for word and i can almost hear your sighs! I was in it fully, then suddenly something made me laugh, true i did! That was near the end when you mentioned the "mentally unstable woman". I can imagine everything, so i just laughed. You did very well and i appreciate tour leaders like you. More power and more tours!

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